I've reached a pivotal moment in my shopping addiction: My official coronation into the ASOS VIP club. The shameful subtext of this achievement is palpable. This means I have thrown such an exorbitant amount of money at ASOS, an enormous retailing dynasty, that they were finally forced recognize me as an individual by gifting me with a 20% off promo code (aptly named 20VIP). I was, of course, thrilled at the prospect of another promo code aiding in the perpetuation of my dopamine-riddled vices, but was met with an immediate and harrowing dilemma. I already spent all of my goddamn money at ASOS using the same technique to justify my purchases. To add insult to injury, this promo code was valid for only 48 hours. I would like to find the marketing exec who devised such a ruthless ploy and strangle them, but I digress.
So what is a cat lady to do? Pass the buck to another cat lady. I bestowed my dearest Serena with the promo code so I could vicariously shop through her (we share the same flawless taste in clothing, meow). Needless to say, she should be battening down the hatches when I come over once her ASOS loot arrives, as I plan on borrowing/attempting to steal all of it.
